Another Beautiful Day in Purgatory

So, Lorelai Sr. and Chris are dating and all I can say is that I hate this storyline. I do. I don’t like the Chriselai dynamic. Lorelai Sr. is way more childlike with him. So, Chris takes her for a surprise and the whole time she’s doing the “are we there yet” routine. As a parent, I can’t tell you how irritating that was. “OMG, this is the surprise. Can I see it now? What about now? How about now? What about now?” I’ve never wanted to strangle anyone so much in my life. But then, Emily gets pulled over and her white privilege didn’t get her out of being taken to jail. That was awesome. Heh. Emily walking out of the jail all “Well, I NEVER!” Lovely. Meanwhile, Chris is going to send his daughter to hang with his mother in Paris. That can’t go bad. Yeah, so Lorelai voices her opinion about it, which is a valid opinion because Chris is an idiot. Chris is all YOU’RE JEALOUS and Lorelai in one of her rare moments of maturity is like, “no...it’s just weird to send a four-year-old to Paris b