03/18/21 Day Thirteen - Lorelai Jr. Becomes a Woman

So...

Just so I'm clear. I'm supposed to be mad that Lorelai Jr. had sex with Dean?



At least I now have a headcanon of how Lorelai Jr. ended up in Purgatory.  Suicide. Over a boy. Clearly.

I mean...all I'm saying is Hell is subjective. I'd hate to live in Stars Hollow.



Ooh, maybe this whole thing is Jess's purgatory! That's why he hates literally EVERYBODY in Stars Hollow except the one soul who can't figure out how to do relationships.


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