04/17/21 Day Thirty One - The Best Part of the Episode Happens in the First Ten Minutes...

 Okaayyy, so Lorelai has told Luke that she slept with Christopher.  I think my favorite thing so far in this show is the fact that he immediately left her house and went to Christopher’s apartment and punched him in the face.  Heh.

But now, he’s putting the failure of their relationship on her, which is one of the many reasons he’s probably in purgatory. “wEll yOu’Re tHe oNe sTiLL hUnG uP oN hIm!”  Nice, Luke.

So, Kirk after learning from his mentor Taylor about how to torture the residents of Stars Hollow, opens his own outdoor diner across the street from Luke’s...after running a car through the diner. 

And Lane comes back from her honeymoon, she hates sex, and she’s pregnant. Knew it from the moment saltines was mentioned.

But Lane thinks sex is “bad for a woman” now because it was bad her first time. She actually thinks everyone has lied to her about it except her mother. Did I know she was this dumb? Not gonna shame her for considering an abortion, except to say she seems like the type to do it without telling Zach and THAT would really be terrible.

And Rory is sad because she isn’t going to Asia so her mother does the most white thing she can think of - buy her a bunch of “Asian” stuff and decorate her house with it.  Who knew that Japan was the land of Hello Kitty and Origami?

And OMG, they had to nerve to bring up Breakfast at Tiffany’s.  At least, they acknowledged Mickey Rooney’s performance was racist.

And this shirtless guy, Lorelai? DID YOU JUST CALL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BRUCE LEE "THIS SHIRTLESS GUY"???

Anyway, Christopher leaves a voicemail in the middle of this and Rory finds out her mother banged her father and she IMMEDIATELY slut shames her.

The upside, though, is that Luke’s sister actually breaks down the issue. “You’re on different planes”. Translation, you, Luke, were making major decisions like you were single when you should have been making them as a couple.

Luke: “nO wE JuSt dIdN’t bElOnG tOgEtHeR. sHe bElOnGs WiTh cHrIsToPhEr.”  Noooo, YOU screwed this up. Big.

So pissed at these characters for gaslighting Lorelai into thinking this was her fault.