02/26/21 Day Eight - Jess can suck an egg

Oh, I hate him, even more, this morning.




But, the upside is that I actually enjoyed the last two episodes. The thanksgiving episode and that time that Jess said he didn't want to go to the Winter Festival until they bumped into Dean and his sister and he decided to TRASH HIS LITTLE SISTER.

Tell me again why I'm supposed to like him? I mean, who does that? She's twelve!

Hate Jess.  Jess is an infant. Hate him.

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