Another Beautiful Day in Purgatory

So, Rory torturing Logan is a lesson, folks. One that I, myself, had to learn in therapy. Forgiveness means forgiveness means forgiveness. If you’re done wrong and you can’t forgive your mate, then you need to figure that crap out or kick rocks. Contrary to what they say on Love and Hip Hop, you don’t get to torture your mate if they mess up. Hate to say it, but, I’m in Logan’s camp there.  Good on him for calling Rory on that bull, because it is bull. That’s okay, though, because Monkeybar Rory is already on to the next one...or the first one. As if on cue, Jess comes back into the picture. And he’s a hipster with a bad haircut. Yay. I mean...at least when Luke introduced him to his cousin, he didn’t immediately treat her like crap on sight. Ooh, growth. Fine, fine, Jess is a different person now. I’m still giving him the side-eye. As much as I loathe Jess, I think I might hate Rory more at this point. She really is a terrible person. Instead of being real with Logan and either wo...

OMG...you guys...OMG… Sebastian Bach singing Hollaback Girl. I am deceased. (Yeah and the band’s back together and Lane’s engaged.) So, Lorelai Sr. is watching Christopher’s kid...who is a demon...and, like five all of a sudden. You know, the real test of whether or not you’re a good parent really does depend on how you handle a demon.  At least, she calls Christopher on his bad-ass kid. Yes!  Logan has girls falling out of the closet!  God, finally!  I was loving Logalai so much.  It’s about time we find out he’s… Well, did we really “find out” he’s a manwhore?  I mean, he did give her the program in the beginning of their relationship. It doesn’t really excuse it, but...I’m just saying I’m only surprised that Rory is so surprised. The only thing that bothers me is NOW Rory’s all “We should have talked about it! I thought we were on a break!” Yes, Rory, you definitely should have picked up the phone and talked to him about it way back when it happened. I m...

Hi Guys.  Having a good morning?  I'm on my second cup of coffee. I'm turning into a Lorelai.  Help! Can we talk for a second about Paris finally cracking? I mean, I knew it would happen. I just didn’t think it’d begin with her in a cubicle bunker...or this soon for that matter. IF I watch the reunion show, I expect her to be in an institution after that incident where she climbed a water tower one fateful fall day on campus. Ugh. This show is making me talk like them now. Side note: Michel loves Lorelai. <3  His missing their coffee dates was sweet. Zydeco band, no. Did the writers watch that one scene in Steel Magnolias and say “Hey!  That’s what Zydeco sounds like!”   Ooooh, and Rory moved in with Logan and OMG, Logan and Christopher are the same damned person. Why didn’t I see it before now?? I can’t get over how Freudian Rory’s romantic choices are. The only difference is that Logan appears to be slightly more responsible than Christopher whic...

Only one episode this go around. I slept late. But what an episode.  First, Paris loses her mind on the paper and it almost doesn’t go out to print, leaving Rory to come in and save it...with the help of Logan. Let me pause for a second, here. You guys don’t like Logan and for the life of me I can NOT figure out why. Compared to the other boyfriends, he’s actually showing up. Like, SHOWING UP. Like, they miss their date and he comes and helps her get the paper out showing up. Y’all do know what Jess or Dean would have done in that same situation, right? Here’s a quick impression: Jess: Man, this is too crazy for me. Bump this noise.(leaves) Dean: Duuuh, what do I do? WHAT DO I DO? WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? YOU’RE NOT THE SAME PERSON I FELL IN LOVE WITH! HULK SMASH! He better be a serial killer. And the passive-aggression theatre with Emily and Richard being mad at Rory’s audacity. Oh, and when it turned to aggression-aggression...wow. The jumping from subject to subject of EVERY p...

  OMG, the Logalai thing is still going on. Oooh, is he going to give her a stern talking to?  (clutches pearls) The very nerve of him. He’s such a bad boyfriend. That was sarcasm if you couldn’t tell. And wait, wait...did Paris just use the term “Ghetto ears” while describing the difference between gunshots and a car backfiring?  I’d like to be insulted, but, I, myself happen to have “Ghetto ears” so… Anyway, Logalai. Y’all know Logan isn’t the bad guy here...right? He needed a minute. And instead of confronting him right off and working it out with him, she took his sister at her word. She’s all WHY DIDN’T HE CALL ME?  I’m like, Girl, WHY TF DIDN’T YOU CALL HIM?? All I’m saying is that I’ll be damned if somebody ELSE is going to tell me I’m broken up with my girlfriend. Well...at least she’s getting therapy. I think. Shoot. They're never coming back to that, are they? They had that whole "OMG, therapy is the devil!" thing. What a missed opportunity to promote ment...